What are the best dildos you can get? We will attempt to answer this question. We have been testing sex toys for several years, and we are close to two hundred objects of pleasure tested.

However, sharing your impressions of a sex toy in particular is fine, but if you have just arrived on this blog, or if you want advice on choosing a sex toy without necessarily (re) reading 36 of our articles, you might want to find something shorter there.

This is why I decided to give you a little summary of the best sex toys that you might want to buy, depending on your budget and your preferences.

A buying guide, in a way

Let’s start with the most “classic” category of sex toys: dildos.

The best dildos: a sex toy buying guide

What is the ideal dildo to acquire in 2018? It remains subjective, but some sex toys really stand out from the crowd. Here is a top of the best dildos that you can choose, by type and by price range.

What do you expect from a dildo?

A healthy sex toy for the body

  • First essential point: it must not pose any danger to the organism.
  • No weird chemical materials.
  • And no risk of it being stuck in a place where the sun does not shine, if it was intended for this use.
  • It is the least of things, and one should not have to specify it. But many sextoys currently marketed are eliminated automatically by this only criterion and odorless

Second point, which often goes hand in hand with the first, it must be odorless, and must not deteriorate on its own over time.

  • We are in 2020. Even on a shoestring budget, you shouldn’t have to put up with a dildo that smells like a petrochemical plant, or that melts by it in your drawer.

Certain sextoyesque materials present a priori no danger (proven, at least) for the body, but are nevertheless porous, smell bad and often disintegrate faster. There is no lack of choice when it comes to dildos. So, unless you want a really ultra-specific device, you might as well avoid them.

Pile of dildos

The materials from which we will choose are therefore:

  • For soft textures: silicone, the most common material for a quality sex toy.
  • For rigid textures: stainless steel, glass, ceramic, wood.

Then come into play the criteria of shape, texture, size. It is according to the desired use, and the budget we have on hand.

The best texture: Vixen Creations dildos

In terms of texture, the best dildos that we have had the opportunity to test are, without hesitation for a second, the Vixen Creations dildos, with their patented double density silicone. It’s firm on the inside, soft on the outside, and soft on the top … In short, it looks like you’re dealing with a real penis. If you are looking to imitate “natural” sensations, this is the must.

We tested two, the Goodfella , a specimen with testicles, and the Johnny , a larger model, two “realistic” sextoys that never leave my bedside table (as well as a “penis extension” sheath, the Colossus , which is aptly named, but here I deviate from the subject of this article) .

Johnny dildo from Vixen Creations

If the primary specialty of Vixen Creations is the “realistic” dildo , if you prefer more fantasy and color, the Vixen Mustang also exists in a rainbow tie and dye version .

Where to find them? It took a long time for Vixen dildos to arrive in France, but the store now has quite a few specimens in its catalog.

Certainly, portfolio issue, it stings a little (Goodfella and Johnny cost 135 euros), but the quality is really up to the price, and a more accessible model in plain black VixSkin, the Mistress (which costs 70 euros), is recently released.

Other brands have also tried dual density silicone, such as Taunts with the Gary O2 and the Max O2, but the result, although very nice, is, to my taste, less successful.

The best dildos to stimulate the G-spot

If you are looking for a dildo specifically focused on G-spot stimulation, you will need to choose an object with a fairly marked curvature and, preferably, rather firm.

The Pure Wand, essential G-spot dildo

As for the “classics”, we have the inevitable Pure Wand, an imposing steel dildo, whose curvature which allows a pendulum movement which will wonderfully stimulate the G-spot thanks to one of its two round ends. The Pure Wand is probably one of the best G-spot dildos of all time.

A much cheaper alternative, but in a similar style: the Desire dildo, shorter, but even heavier.

Glass “G-spot” dildos

As for glass sex toys, you can quite easily find very effective “G-spot” dildos in affordable price ranges. I would have advised you the Purple Lover from Glass vibrations, which we tested, but it is now quite difficult to find (except on Amazon, but, for various reasons that I will probably detail you one day in an article, buy a sextoy on Amazon is not necessarily a good idea) .

As alternatives, we will therefore list the Icicles n ° 69 and n ° 70 of Pipedream and – it’s a little shame, but still it is damn good and not expensive at all, probably because precisely , it’s a bit of a shame – the Drive Me Crazy from the Fifty Shades of Gray collection .

In a higher price range, with a surprising combination of glass and silicone, the Comet Wand from Open offers very interesting sensations. It is quite comparable to Pure Wand, with a different texture.

And finally, on the side of wooden sex toys, the Idea of ​​Desire Orchid is a must in terms of G-spot stimulation. It is devilishly effective, but also magnificent, 100% handcrafted and Made in France. On the price side, it takes between 80 and 95 euros depending on the model. But for an erotic sculpture made entirely by hand, which you can keep indefinitely, you will not regret your purchase.

The best dildos on a budget

  • Even on a modest budget, you don’t have to settle for a rotten dildo straight out of the 90s.
  • Side dildos with flat base (for a harness, to pose vertically, or for anal use without risk for your rear end), the Boss and the Tiger from Fun Factory are classic, sober, and do their job well.
  • There are also very good things at low prices at Malesation. However, with regard to the Malesation dildo that we tested, the Robbie, its texture was a little less successful than that of the Fun Factory.

Still in silicone, but in another style, we will also note Dorcel’s So Dildo: for my part, we were not a fan of the latter, too “pink sausage” for my taste visually, but he likes to ‘other.

Ultimately, we think that the best horse dildos are found at https://lovegasm.co/collections/dildos-horse.

Vibrations glass dildo

In terms of glass dildos, beyond the few models that I mentioned in the previous paragraph, there is an embarrassment of choice. And this, in very reasonable price ranges. I will mention in particular the Icicles range from Pipedream, as well as the Gläs and Chrystalino brands, but they are not the only ones.

  • Just avoid the widgets that do not seem to be made in one piece or with too thin parts, which will tend to be more fragile.
  • In a next article, we will focus on the choice and purchase of another category of sex toys: vibrators.

Do you need more specific advice? Do you think your favorite sex toy deserves its place in this buying guide? Do not hesitate to tell us in the comments.